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β¦rm tricks here. You need one that terrifies, confuses, or even insults you. Forget the sweet tunes. Find one that screams βGET UP OR ELSE!β in 14 languages. Better yet, place it in a spot that requires a quest to turn it off β behind the couch, inside a cupβ¦
Shaqib Akram
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A writer of evocative fiction and introspective personal essays. Owner of the publication "Tales of Blue".
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