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BJ’s This or That Brolentine Challenge.
This sounded somewhat cool
I decided to take up this challenge by the great Brett Jenae Tomlin, because the questions resonated with me. This means that they are quite silly. I love silly. And crazy. Here you are:
1.Beard or No Beard?
Beard. On me? You bet. I’ve always imagined myself petting a waist-long curly beard, as soft as silk. Red in color. I really haven’t thought of the matching hair but the beard is SO vivid.
2. Superman or Spiderman?
I can’t stand Spiderman. I can’t stand the way he crawls on walls. It’s stalking, man. This guy is a pain. He should look at his brother-in-arms, the way he flies up to the Sun to get its divine energy. It’s so sublime. He should take a lesson from him.
Sublimity for the sublime.
3. Mobsters or Detectives?
You mean what would I be? I’d like to be a detective, but they are so weird, man. Poirot’s always talking about some grey substance, and Holmes is producing awful sounds on his violin thing. He should have learned to play that stuff before getting one, right?
