'Casey “double deuce” Buchan earned his handle for less enigmatic reasons. Casey was tagged with “double deuce” simply because he shit twice a day-like clockwork. It didn’t matter where they were or what they were doing. Casey would need to squat and drop a deuce at ten and four. This bodily function was so consistent that the Master Sgt had to work it into operational plans, with a 10/4 noted. Pittlick and previous officers had tried everything to train the 10/4 out of Buchan, but it never paid off. If Buchan didn’t drop trousers when nature demanded it, he would become sluggish, slow, and sleepy, which posed a greater risk than turning one’s back for a two-minute shit break.'

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