I wrote this post earlier on today, although I’d rather be at the Cocktail Club with the talented tantalizing team chatting with Nevena Pascaleva & TzeLin Sam, watching Netflix with Debdutta Pal while at the same listening to whatever Robert Gowty has on the turntable and texting Ann James to find out who won the last Deluded Custodian challenge, with my fingers crossed it wasn’t Smelly-Smillew Rahcuef, but with Lizzie Lizard Brain close by to give counselling should I need it for any of these difficult life matters… Giving thanks to Grandma Smillew for publishing my drivel.